May 2013
40 posts
rebeccacrane:
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
April 2013
150 posts
